1 am thoughts

"Y'know, I bet Percy and Annabeth name their first daughter Sally."

"I wonder if mermaids exist."

"Okay, so if I were to get The Sims, what would my sim look like?"

"I just really love Taylor Swift."

"Is it too late to eat cereal?"

"I think I should change my entire image and replace my entire wardrobe."

"What would I name the Sim?"

"I wonder if I'm ever going to get my Hogwarts letter."

"I can't sleep. Like, I'm tired, but I'm not sleepy."

"Oooooh that sweater I saw last week would look really amazing with this necklace that is lost but I'm pretty positive I could find it if I looked hard enough."

"How do people think of creative Tumblr URLs?"

"I wish I was a billionare."

"I should redo my bedroom."

*remembers pun*

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oooh, I've got a great sense of humor."

"Why did they reinvent Veggietales, it was fine the way it was.'

"Veggietales had some great songs."

"EVERYBODY'S GOT A WATER BUFFALO, YOURS IS FAST BUT MINE IS SLOW"

"How would I decorate the Sim's house?

"Remember that one time I went to the sicence museum and a butterfly landed on my shoulder?"

"I really need some new running shoes."

"How many pages is the longest book in the world?"

"Yes, I'm kinda sorta almost positive he likes me."

"Probably."

"I could really go for some frozen yogurt right now."

"I want to go shopping but I have like seven cents and some lint."

"I hate algebra."

"I think I'm starting to drift off."

"Yes, I'm definetly falling asleep."

"Goodni- OHMYGOSH I ALMOST FELL DOWN THOSE STAIRS"

"That was a dream. And now I'm awake again."

"Great."

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I SHIP IT

This is really a problem, guys.

In case ya don't know, in the world of fandoms we have a little something we like to call "shipping."

And it's got nothing to do with FedEx.

Shipping is when you want two people to be together. Sometimes these ships are fictional, and sometimes...not so much.

If your ship is canon, that means they actually get together in the books or movies or whatever, like Percabeth or Hinny.

If your ship isn't canon, they only get together in your head and the heads of others in your fandom, and you're destined to scroll through fanart of them whispering "oh, I ship it. I ship it so hard."

Example: Reynico.

Like I said, it's getting out of hand. It's actually gotten to the point where when I was in the theater to see Cinderella, I thought, "oooh, Ella and the prince. I definitely ship it"

IT'S AN ISSUE.

But the first step to getting rid of any problem is to talk about it, so howsabout we delve into the world of my OTPs?

(prepare yourself.)

PERCABETH. PERCABEEEEEEEEETH. I SHIPPITY SHIP SHIP SHIP IT.

Hinny was probably my second ship ever, right after...

ROMIONE.

I SHIPPED THEM FROM YEAR THREE. 

BACK OFF HATERS.

MATTORY.

Okay, this one is kinda more personal. These people are both on a sketch comedy show called Studio C, and holy heck. 

I SHIP IT SO HAAAAAAAAAARD.

MATTORY.

Hiccstrid.

If you don't ship this, there is something very wrong with you.

Just saying,

REEEEEEYNICO.

THEY DON'T GET TOGETHER IN THE BOOKS AND I WANTED THEM TO SO BAD.

UUUUUGH.

#KILLINGME

Maxerica.

Just...just go read The Selection.

AAAAAAUGH.

Everlaaaaaaark.

yesssity yes yes yes.

btw clato fanart is difficult to find.

I probably ship Clato more than Everlark.

#sorrynotsorry

THEY'RE JUST SO PERFECT.

Okay, there's probably (defineitely) more, but those are the major ones that make me happyhappyhappy.

I''m perfectly sane, I swear.

BUT what about you folks? Do you have these same thoughts or do you refrain from putting random strangers together? 

Tell me in the comments and we can ship together. 

Bai.

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